Thursday, June 7, 2012

Oops!! Rihanna's Hawaii Bikini Nip

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Rihanna's Bikini Nip-Slip Photo On Hawaii Beach From Her Facebook..[Hi-Res Photos] HOT!!
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Let me tell you exactly why, lust her or not, Rihanna is one of the most admirably sextastic celebrities on this entire spinning gaseous ball we call our home planet.

When Rihanna sends naughty sext messages with pictures to her boyfriend and they get circulated around the web does she run to her team of $5K suited attorneys and shrill P.R. hacks to lay waste to media outlets for damage control? Nope, she just smiles and says, 'enjoy the look'.


When Rihanna gets wasted in her home country parade and starts getting all kinds of naughty jiggy with it, bumping and grinding in barely there clothes, does she call a press conference and announce that she's going into fake rehab and apologize to her fans? Nope, she just smiles and says, 'man, that was one helluva party.'

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Glam Fiend: Polka Dot Bikini

Glam Fiend: Polka Dot Bikini

This is my first attempt at doing a polka dot mani. I usually keep to using stamps, guides, and special polish like crackle polish. I was going to use different colors for my polka dots but remembered I have Sephora by OPI nail art pens. They work perfect for making polka dots. I have realized I need a lot more practice using my left hand... def not as pretty!

This is my second Essie polish but really my first base polish since the other is more of a top coat.

The name of this polish is Bikini So Teeny... such a cute name. I love the periwinkle color. It does have a small bit of shimmer to it but really hard to see.
These are the three nail art pens I used. They don't have actual names. All three are shimmery... a pearl shimmer, green shimmer, and fuchsia shimmer. The fuchsia one gave me issues and the polish wouldn't go to the bottom of the tip. I ended up dipping the end in the polish and dotting it on. This may be confusing but the tip is plastic and polish comes out from around the tip and down to the point.
I also need to figure out a great way to dot in a straight line! I like the color combo and think they are cute.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Nick Cannon Wears a Bikini Top to Dance on a Stripper Pole

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Nick Cannon earned two thumbs up â€" and a dollar down his pants â€" from shock jock Howard Stern after the TV host tore off his shirt and performed some high quality moves on a stripper pole on last night’s America’s Got Talent.
Impromptu bikini top: Blue masking tape looked like the real thing from far away
Cannon, who is married to Mariah Carey, was empathizing and bonding with a plus-size contestant named Lulu.
Impromptu bikini top: Blue masking tape looked like the real thing from far away
The 27-year-old office worker, who dressed in a flesh revealing blue sequined bikini, was voted off the show despite a valiant effort to look sexy as she danced about.
Too funny: The audience howled when the rapper joined a contestant on the pole
During Lulu’s performance, Cannon was seen back stage, saying, ‘I like LuLu!’Â
Although AGT judge Howie Mandel wanted to keep the red-head on because she was able finish her act by landing in the splits, both Sharon Osbourne and Howard Stern voted ‘no.’
Flexible: Contestant Lulu ended the routine in a complicated drop split move
That’s when the 31-year-old entertainer joined the gal onstage, coming to her defense.
‘One of the reasons Lulu came on this show is because last season she saw me on the pole and was inspired,€™ he said


Suddenly, the other half of super star singer Mariah Carey pulled off his white dress shirt to reveal a an impromptu blue bikini topped made out of blue tape which was meant to match Lulu’s outfit.

Cannon, still wearing brown trousers, easily climbed the pole and started a series of sexy moves.
‘I’ve never seen you with your clothes off â€" no wonder Mariah Carey’s all over you,’ the 58-year-old radio host laughed his approval.


Stern then reached in his pocket and came out with two one-dollar bills. He stuck one down Cannon’s pants, the other into Lulu’s bikini bottom.


With his shirt off, Cannon looked strong and healthy, despite a recent diagnosis of the auto-immune disease, lupus. The father of three suffered kidney failure on Jan. 4 and was treated for a blood clots in his lung in February.

40 Best Photos From 2012 Tennessee Titans Cheerleader Bikini

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Yesterday we lit up Bud Adams old ass over how he treats his cheerleaders to eight-hour bus rides to shoot bikini calendars. Again, the guy is a billionaire. We figured out that flying the team to Destin, Florida would have cost about $20,000. Instead their bus broke down during the drive south. Anyway, the girls fought through the bus fiasco and turned in these bikini outtakes.

Easily a Top 5 bikini shoot of 2012. And a little booze flowing on some yacht.
Since when did Nashville become home to blonde flotillas? Everywhere we look, a blonde with a perfect tan and what look like legit racks. If only they could trade Vandy football for like Clemson caliber football, we’d be content and moving there tomorrow.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Maiden Bikini Voyage

Sporadic Sporkitudes: Maiden Bikini Voyage

I have not bought a new swimsuit in about four years. Since I really only wear one a few times a year, (both because of lack of opportunity to swim and because I never really fancied prancing about half-naked in front of strangers) it didn't really seem necessary to upgrade. But I'm going home next week (yay!) and I fully intend on making use of my parents current pool. Out of curiosity, I tried on my old suit last night. I was both overjoyed and dismayed that it hung limply on my new body like a tropical-print muumuu. So huzzah for me for losing weight, but boo for having to pay for a new suit when I'm super broke and probably won't use it very often. So this afternoon, I was off to Target, armed with my ill-advised credit card that still carries the balance from my last yoga-inspired shopping spree.
I wish Target carried this suit!
Clothes shopping has become pretty fun since I've lost weight. It's exciting to see the numbers go down and actually have to ask for a smaller size instead of the humiliation of a zipper not going up on a pair of jeans you thought were your size. But even 81 pounds later, bathing suit shopping still sucks ass. For one thing, I'm still sort of between regular and plus sizes when it comes to swimwear. Meaning I'm either drowning in frilly mini-skirt bottoms designed to cover middle-aged, cellulite-ridden thighs, or my muffin top is spilling out of a tankini meant for a sixteen year old girl who has never known the taste of Splenda. (Hope you enjoy that visual, that's my gift to you!) There are very few options for someone who doesn't have children in college and isn't about to send in their college applications.
What most plus-sized bathing suits look like.  Yeah. Not cute.
I feel bad for this model who had to pretend like she likes it.

I decided to go for basic black, simple and chic. The big, bold prints that the plus sized "fashion" industry seems to fixate on, are no one's friend. You'd think it would be an easy process to pick out a black swimsuit, but it literally took me an hour and a half just to decide on the very first one I tried on. I'm such a girl sometimes... I stuck with the old reliable tankini and regular bottoms, since one-pieces bum me out. They're also impractical when you have to pee. But in a moment of boldness (and by moment I mean 45 minutes of painful deliberating), I also bought a matching bikini top. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but you should know that I have never worn a bikini in my life. Even when I still could probably pull one off, my religion prevented me from baring my stomach. When I was finally free of those restrictions, my weight had already skyrocketed. As a favor to society, I abstained from that particular look.
What I wish I looked like in my new suit...

But now that I'm working out like a maniac (doing the Flashdance routine as I type), I actually don't look too shabby. While I still have a looooong way to go, I can almost pull this off. I seriously doubt that I'll ever have the guts to actually wear the bikini out in public (there's a major fading stretch mark issue to deal with still). But it was a huge step to even purchase it and believe that someday I actually might go out in a bikini and not become Captain Ahab's new object of obsession.